Boy points to a statue of Admiral David Farragut in Madison Square, saying: Papa, was Farragut very brave? Indeed he was, my son: He went to sea in an American man-of-war. And was he drowned? No, he returned. Oh! I see. And that is why the made a statue of him.
Source: Tom Harris, collector/seller, on eBay as tabasco_life
Restoration by: magscanner